The Drunk Test
Have you been called a drunk? Do you think you are a drunk? Well take this test and find out what kind of drunk you really are.

What is your current weight?
Less than 100
101 to 125
126 to 150
151 to 175
176 to 200
201 to 225
226 to 250
251 to 275
276 to 300
More than 300

What is your current age?
Less than 21
21 to 30
31 to 40
41 to 51
51 to 61
61 to 71
71 to 80
Older than 80

Are you male or female?
Female
Male
Yeast, I crap alcohol
Other

On average, how many days each week do you have atleast one drink?
0 days, I never drink and I am not sure why I am taking this test
1 day
2 days
3 days
4 days, Always on the weekends and a few days inbetween.
5 days
6 days
7 days, I'm scared if my liver takes a break it won't work again.
8 days, I drink twice on Saturday, between a nap

On average, how many drinks do you have per session?
0, I never drink and I am not sure why I am still taking this test
1 it helps me sleep
2-4 I like a small buzz but like to stay in control
5-8 I like a great buzz but don't want that pesky hang over
9-14 Love the booze and don't care about the hang over
15-21 I'm really lazy, being this drunk is an excuse to get carried.
More than 21, I think still being drunk during the hangover helps
14,587 I am on a 2 year drinking binge, wait make that 14,588

Have you ever been arrested because you were drunk?
Nope, I don't drink in public
Nope, I don't do stupid things when I'm drunk
Nope, I haven't got caught yet.......
Yes, only once and it wasn't me, really
Yes, about once a week

How many of the following do you have in your home?
(Count each line as one)
Beer
Wine
Fruity drinks and mixes
Hard Alcohol
Everclear 190 proof
None of these, I'm a mooch
None of these, I have already drank the last drop of booze in the house
1 or 2, for when company comes over
3 or 4, need plenty of reserves
I have all 5, gotta be prepared for anything

Have you ever taken a stranger home from the bar?
I don't remember
No, I would never do that, I care about my significant other.
No, but I'm trying
Yes, but only once, it was a bad morning
Yes, it's the only way I can get lucky
Yes, every time I go to the bar

When you drink do you blackout?
I don't know
Never, I remember everything
Only when I'm really drunk
One sip of booze and my mind is erased

Who do you drink with?
I drink alone, unless you count the people on TV of the internet
My significant other
A few close friends
All my friends and their friends and their friend's friends....
Strangers in a bar
Strangers at the party I crash

Do you drunk dial/email/text msg?
No, I can control myself
No, I have taken measures to block me from doring that
Yes, and its usualy my ex
Yes, to all my friends
Yes, to everyone I know, including my boss and/or teachers
Yes, to everyone I don't know

What was your highest BAL (Blood Alcohol Level)
Don't know
0.1
0.2
0.3
0.4
0.5
Not sure, but my breath was flameable

Have you ever made you own alcohol?
No
Yes, but not sucessfully
Yes, beer
Yes, wine
Yes, hard alcohol
Yes, all kinds of booze
Yes, grain alcohol and I almost went blind

How many years have you been an active drinker
I don't drink alcohol but I like to take online tests
Under 1 year
1-5 years
6-30 years
My mom didn't follow the pregnent women and alcohol warnings

How many friends have you made becuase of alcohol?
less than four
4 to 6
7 to 10
11 to 15
More than 15

How many friends have you lost becuase of alcohol?
less than four
4 to 6
7 to 10
11 to 15
More than 15

What does your Friday night consist of?
Bar Hopping
Drinking games
Online gaming and/or chatting and booze
Homework and booze
Work and booze

Your friends and alcohol?
I don't have any friends
My friends encourage me to drink
My significant other encourages me to drink
My friends and significant other encourage me to drink
My friends encourage me to drink but not my significant other
My significant other encourges me to drink but not my friends
Everyone encourages me to drink, they say its for the better

Do you plan on telling others your drunk score?
Yes
Maybe, depends on the score
No way!

Why did you take this quiz?
Found it on a search engine
Nothing better to do
Just really, really had to know
Had to prove that I was a bigger drunk than someone else
Had to prove that I am not as big of a drunk as someone else

Make sure all questions are answered for a accurate score